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Witch Potions!
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Is your life terrible? Do you want to fix it without putting any actual effort in? Then what you need is one of my magic potions. I have potions to fix any problems you may have, and by any, I do mean the three that are mentioned below. I am hoping they are universal enough to interest you; statistically, at least one of these will apply to you, I think. So look no further and purchase one of my potions below; they are guaranteed likely to help you with your life.* The ingredients used are all natural, and the deals are the best in town. Don’t wait, purchase one now!!
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Do you like someone? Do they not like you back? Look no further, for with my blend of tomato, strawberry, ladybug, and my secret ingredient, you will become irresistible to them, leaving them no choice but to fall in love with you!
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Do your knees pop? Does your back always hurt? Look no further, for with my blend of green bell pepper, pear, praying mantis, and my secret ingredient, you will feel like new. It is not a revival potion. I repeat!!!!
It will not revive someone.
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Are you poor? Do you wish to change that? Look no further, for with my blend of butternut squash, mango, monarch butterfly, and my secret ingredient, you will be rich in no time at all. You need to spend money to make money after all.
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*The potions might work, they might not work; there is no guarantee that they do anything at all. On full disclosure, these potions are meant to function as a placebo, in order to give someone the confidence to talk to their desired person, looking on the positive side of their financial situation, or get rid of any imaginary pain they may be feeling. On full disclosure, the secret ingredient in all of these smoothies is sugar. It is a lot of sugar; the smoothies consist almost entirely of sugar. By purchasing this product, you agree to settle all disputes with me about my products outside of any court.
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The circle of Redwoods, Northridge, CA, 91330, USA
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